every time i check my work email
I’m a feminist and an Eminem fan… then again I never promised consistency– actual description of me
I actually hate Cigarette smoke
I’m not a poet… but i tried something new: There is always someone smoking behind buildings/ underpaid minimum wage workers/ partaking in one of the last affordable forbid pleasures Defiant Bent over cold stance/smoking Inhale/ lit sticks touch pursed lips through finger tips/ Blow cause in that cloud of smoke is a stance/ that thought you try to price the labor of my hands/ and the...
I hate when people use the term ‘retarded’ and then argue that the...– my brain
this cracks me up… great follow up for the story about the Ohio woman arrested for forging documents and putting her kids in schools in the burbs
Meanwhile, Roethlisberger’s lawyer is telling journalists, “Ben has never...– Can i get a slow clap that turns into a standing ovation… Amen!!! —When sports culture meets rape culture - Kate Harding Trigger warning for being way too fucking real. (via stfusexists)
you are the smartest chicken head i know…– my girl Tammy.. this is one of the best compliments I ever recieved
forever 21- plus sizes →
WTH? no one told me forever 21 carried my size…dammit my wallet heard me and hid under the couch… come on, come on.. i got a dollar bill for you to munch on….gotcha bitch, we going shoppin
screw The Game…I miss Girlfriends.. Bring them back!!!!!
Stop me if I’ve told you this one before-Back when I was in undergrad I was in a student group called act on racism. We would do performances where we reenact situations that actually happened to students. We touched on everything from institutional racism (company polices that prohibit natural hairstyles and clubs with some interesting dress codes) to personal prejudices (the ‘where are you...
female hysteria, sex, vibrators... oh my →
I heard about it, looked it up and peed my pants…its due this year it says autumn on FB) it better be the shit too or I’m suing
The items people come up with for children astound me. First we have the...– menstrualpoetry.com/start-young (via iwillnotshavemyvagina) It also creates standards to live up to when you’re an adult. That’s why it’s so much harder to be a bad father than it is to be a bad mother. You visit your kids, you’re a good father. But God forbid, you’re not doing laundry,washing...
LMAO expectations-vs-reality: Submitted by pwnin
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and i just wanted an innocent stripper workout dvd
All dressed up like what you think I am
I recently went to a workshop on MLK day and we discussed the trend of students throwing race based theme parties were they dress up and essentially mock the race the theme is based on ——>. I stated that my concern was less with University’s response and more with the fact that these are future lawyers, social workers, and teachers and that they will go on to influence laws,...
dating white men
after sitting in silence at the lunch table
Girl who appears to be black: "you ever date a white guy?"
Girl who appears to be White: "No, I never have."
Girl who appears to be black: "you should, some of my best boyfriends where white"
if this isn't a marker of a new age and generation I don't know what is. while I'm not necessarily supporting excluded one particular race from your quest for love, this conversation did bring some sort of smile to my face (then again I typical sit by the table full of college republicans... which seems to be the whole university given there is no college dems organization here).
I'm all about interracial dating cause I know people are slow to work towards change until an issue affects them personally (i.e famous folk who suddenly are donating money to research a disease when a family member diagnosed). In other words, when their daughter brings home a black man (or women for that matter) or even 'worse' a bi-racial or multi-racial child that will def. put race in the forefront of family conversations. When people are forced to deal with race and racism - a child devastated by her peers reactions to their relationship or seeing the treatment their multi-racial grandchild receives, can and will change minds like no other... so go head girl who appears to be white and date every color under the sun and go head girl who appears to be black and marry a white, Latino Asian or American Indian... your openness to love (or sex, i ain't hatin') can bring us closer together
Evin: you could be a republican Me: you think i could look like a republican?...– ok, I know its wrong to equate republicans with the KKK… and that I can’t justify it by saying ‘well in this day and age how many of them are Dems?’… but based on my experiences, all but one republican I’ve interacted with lives in a world where my everyday...
No relation!: Fucked things people have said to... →
dr-clear-heels: squee-gee: Do you have a tail? Can you get a tan? Why would you want to get darker? Is it hard to chew because your lips are so big? Why are Black girl’s butts so big? Is it filled with something? White women will always be more beautiful than Black women! Mixed babies are cuter than just plain Black… I’ll add some of the fucked up things that have been said to me. I...
i hate it when -
This cracks me up orangieporangiepuddingpie: When I’m dancing like and some creep comes up behind me and dances like And I turn around like And he’s like And I’m like And I walk away like And he play’s it off like and then I see a fine shawdy dancing like And I’m like and I go over to him and we start dancing like and then a bad ass song comes on, and we’re like ...
Why homophobics are really just a bunch of haters
I have two thoughts about homophobia and they both have to do with sex. One is about how conversations about GLBT folks always focus on who they fucking and not who they love and the other is about jealousy. Before I talk about the latter I wanna state some facts. I am a Christian and identify as str8, about a Kinsey 1.5, not that it makes a difference cause I don’t care if your white and your...