July 2012
June 2012
“The newspaper headline screams: “Eighteen-Year-Old Slain by Husband after Giving...”
– Twilight and Philosophy, p.178 (chapter by Rebecca Housel)
BRILLIANT.
(via lizapants)
OH MY GOD
(via mypatronusisyou)
“privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.”
– —judge mathis, speaking the truth (via thatprettyoddfeminist)
facts on facts on facts
(via dumbthingswhitepplsay)
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Random Gif of the Day
ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
peeing after holding it in all day
orgasms
faking ill and getting sent back to bed
when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
getting a back massage
seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you...
Watchjamtastik:
cantankerousgiraffe:
massminority:
cloudsandfallingskies:
cydoniahype:
etherialhannah526:
grassleaves:
boldinthebroken:
milesjai:
WHAT THE HELL BBC. DYING.
FOR.EVER.RE.BLOG.
Daytime nightime Daytime nightime
there are few things that make me enjoy being british but this is one of them omfg
the beatboxing chipmunk oh man
IVE FUCKING SEEN THIS BEFORE AND I...
asgardian-feminist:
If you look in the mirror and say “vagina” three times, Michigan House Representative Mike Callton will appear and tell you not to be offensive.
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“I promise to plant kisses like seeds on your body, so in time you can grow to...”
– Tyler Knott Gregson (via teacupsofstardust)
le blog: Is everyone here aware that when you... →
9h19:
thesulfurandthesea:
sparklefap:
wearememories:
catnipisonehellofadrug:
moonlitmagick:
You have the option to be cremated and turned into a vinyl record full of your favorite music?
http://www.andvinyly.com/
W A T
dude…. thats going to happen.
i’m not going to join the black parade
When a RA tells me they are going to talk about...
whatshouldwecallstudentaffairs:
soft as tissue, tough as nails: I'm always tempted... →
womanofkleenex:
greenogry:
bryndonovan:
Use Dawn dishwashing liquid to get a stain out of leather!
Rub lemon juice on metal to make it rustproof!
Got ants? Set out a bowl of dry quinoa mixed with black pepper. Sayonara, ants!
Set out a mason jar to scare off unfriendly ghosts.
Out of Summer’s…
can’t find dish-washing liquid? laundry detergent mix in a paste with baking...
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
Roommate Mediations
whatshouldwecallstudentaffairs:
They are like:
And I am like:
When I have to buy food for my event from campus...
whatshouldwecallstudentaffairs:
When totaling up room damages
whatshouldwecallstudentaffairs:
if the following applies to you, you may be a "...
dumbthingswhitepplsay:
coldeyesthatburn:
thinking the way women dress is related to how they expect to be treated
using the words ” Babysitting” when referring to your own kids
calling your self ”conscious” but still using phrases like ” no homo”
rape jokes
white knighting
only appearing when WoC talk about your absence
lawd preach
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Scott Disick is literally better than all the...
allwasg0ldeninthesky:
Cue appreciation post for the under appreciated:
Your argument is invalid.
I use to HATE him. then i realized that I was hating myself.
He is the show. I am ready for the Scott Spin off
