She’s* the friend that knows nothing about your life because all conversations focus on her newest soap opera. You love her, but when you see her name on your caller ID you have to gauge your mood, she’s either gonna make u feel better cause u can relate or annoy the shit outta u. Everyone has an Adele and from here on out certain people will be referred to as so.
And I know I am someone’s Adele….
*Male Adeles will be referred to as Drakes